MERCURY RETROBABE TODDLER TEE

Mercury Retrobabe is our love letter to every text we shouldn't have sent, every plan that fell apart for no reason, and the version of us that stayed glamorous through all of it. This one's for the chaos we didn't start but will absolutely take credit for surviving in style.

This is a toddler sweatshirt. 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
Sized for our smallest starseeds — old souls who still need a nap at 2pm.

Prefer a different type of fit or different color options? All designs are available in lightweight, heavyweight, long-sleeve and sweatshirt so you can find your perfect vibe. We can help your little ones rep their vibe too with our toddler sizes. Check out the full collection to see what's available.

$15.00

Color — White

Size — S

S M L XL 2X

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Your Vibe + Your Fit

We don't believe in one-size-fits-all — literally. Every design comes in lightweight, heavyweight, long-sleeve, and sweatshirt, so however you like your fabric, we've got you covered.

No overstock. One planet.

We print each design only when someone orders it — no overstock, no guessing games, no pile of shirts nobody wanted. We're multidimensional beings, sure, but we only need one planet, and we'd like to keep it around.

High Frequency Verified

Catching one of our designs out in the wild is basically a UFO sighting — brief, a little thrilling, hard to explain to people who weren't there. Snap a photo, tag us, or send it our way. Confirmed sighting. High frequency. Verified.

FOLLOWING SIGNS, NOT CHASING TRENDS

We're all running on our own frequency—that's why every design is made to fit yours.

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DESIGN STORY: THE RADIANT WAY CAMP TEE

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We already know the mountains in life are beautiful. That part's easy to picture. What we're actually looking forward to is harder to picture in advance — the people we haven't met yet who'll end up next to us on the trail, the ones who'll understand exactly what we mean without needing it explained, the ones we'll probably still be in touch with long after our paths first cross.

DESIGN STORY: THE SCHMUANN RESONANTS

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That's kind of the whole point. The best rhythm sections don't ask permission — they just keep going, steady, underneath everything else, whether or not anyone's paying attention. Most of the important stuff in our lives works the same way. Signals, cycles, the version of us that keeps showing up. Nobody auditioned us for that either. We just kept the beat.