THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' TODDLER TEE

He's been dodging blurry photos for decades. Today he's just trying to land a good crossover stride. This design catches Sasquatch mid-glide — skates on, myth fully intact, dignity somehow also intact.

This is a toddler sweatshirt. 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
Sized for our smallest starseeds — old souls who still need a nap at 2pm.

Need an adult fit for this design? Check out the full collection to see what's available.

$15.00

Color — Kelly

Size — S

S M L XL 2X

In stock

Your Vibe + Your Fit

We don't believe in one-size-fits-all — literally. Every design comes in lightweight, heavyweight, long-sleeve, and sweatshirt, so however you like your fabric, we've got you covered.

No overstock. One planet.

We print each design only when someone orders it — no overstock, no guessing games, no pile of shirts nobody wanted. We're multidimensional beings, sure, but we only need one planet, and we'd like to keep it around.

High Frequency Verified

Catching one of our designs out in the wild is basically a UFO sighting — brief, a little thrilling, hard to explain to people who weren't there. Snap a photo, tag us, or send it our way. Confirmed sighting. High frequency. Verified.

FOLLOWING SIGNS, NOT CHASING TRENDS

We're all running on our own frequency—that's why every design is made to fit yours.

Explore Collections

Find Your Fit

Shop All

ORIGINAL LIGHTWEIGHT TEES

HEAVYWEIGHT TEES

LONG-SLEEVE TEES

SWEATSHIRTS

DESIGN STORY: THE RADIANT WAY CAMP TEE

Aug 7, 2026

We already know the mountains in life are beautiful. That part's easy to picture. What we're actually looking forward to is harder to picture in advance — the people we haven't met yet who'll end up next to us on the trail, the ones who'll understand exactly what we mean without needing it explained, the ones we'll probably still be in touch with long after our paths first cross.

DESIGN STORY: THE SCHMUANN RESONANTS

Aug 7, 2026

That's kind of the whole point. The best rhythm sections don't ask permission — they just keep going, steady, underneath everything else, whether or not anyone's paying attention. Most of the important stuff in our lives works the same way. Signals, cycles, the version of us that keeps showing up. Nobody auditioned us for that either. We just kept the beat.